THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've found a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your guts because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is sticky, like a potion brewed in the bowels of the earth. It tastes like licorice and regret and smells worse. But hey, it might just knock that cough right out of ya! One sip and you might see things a little differently.